The Worst Candy You Can Get For Halloween
As adults, many of us fondly look back on Halloween as one of the best times to be a kid. Not only did you get to dress up in awesome costumes, but you also got to walk around and extort candy from your neighbors. Who can forget the feeling of
Posted — UpdatedAnd don’t even get me started on the people who gave out random items instead of candy because they clearly forgot to go shopping before Halloween.
This space is reserved for all of the candy that made you want to just toilet-paper your neighbor’s tree. And, yes, this list is highly subjective.
Candy Corn
Bubblegum
Sure, bubblegum is OK when you’ve got nothing else to do and nothing else to eat. But Halloween is all about stuffing your gullet with as much candy as you possibly can. It’s time-consuming to chew bubble gum to its completion. Ain’t nobody got time for that.
Tootsie Rolls
It’s not that Tootsie Rolls are especially bad. They’re just … meh. They look like chocolate, but don’t quite taste like chocolate. In both looks and appeal, they’re the candy version of the poop emoji. And we’re not even going to talk about those fruity Tootsie Rolls.
This tweet from the official Tootsie Roll Twitter account claims that a pile of Tootsie Rolls is “beautiful.” I beg to differ!
Tootsie Pops
Tootsie Pops manage to combine the previous two items on our list, so yeah, they’re here as well. Of course, Mr. Owl will always be expressing his love for the garish candy, as he does in this Halloween-time tweet, but he’s basically alone in this opinion.
Hard Candy
Sorry, Grandma, this is why we don’t trick-or-treat at your house. Nobody wants to see hard candy in their bag. Except Werther’s. I like Werther’s. But I’m also an old person on the inside.
They’re not even all that sweet, so this tweet from the Smarties brand Twitter account isn’t really accurate.
Hot Tamales And Fireballs
Healthy (Or At Least Healthy-ish) Stuff
What was the candy you most hated to receive on Halloween as a child?
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