Dreading Valentine's Day because you are broken-hearted over an ex? Well, you can now name a cockroach after them thanks to an animal conservation center in the U.K.
For about $2, the Hemsley Conservation Centre's (HCC) new "name a cockroach" program allows you to name a bug in honor of a “worthless ex-someone.”
The program raises money for projects at the zoo, according to the center’s website.
Once you name the cockroach, you will receive a certificate, but the name will not appear on it because the zoo does not "want to fuel a fire."
But the name will appear on the roach board at the cockroach enclosure.
Now, doesn't that make you feel better?