A friend of mine sent me an e-mail with some of the best football quotes ever written or spoken. They are funny, thoughtful and puzzling.
With the college football season kicking off this week, here's a list of 10 thoughts on the game described by Andy Griffith as one where-by they take that "pun-kin" and run from one end of that cow pasture to the othern without either getting knocked down...or steppin' in somethin'.
1)--"At Georgia Southern, we don't cheat. That costs money and we don't have any." Erk Russell / Georgia Southern.
4)--"You can learn more character on the two-yard line than anywhere else in life." Paul Dietzel / LSU
5)--"I make my practices real hard because if a player is a quitter, I want him to quit in practice, not in a game." Bear Bryant / Alabama
6)--"Oh, we played about like three tons of buzzard puke this afternoon." Spike Dykes / Texas Tech
Take these with a grain of salt and ENJOY THE SEASON!!
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