Get a Flu Shot, or Else!

A: Step away from the ultimatum! I may be wrong, but I sense that’s where you’re headed. Of course, you are absolutely right to insist on your son’s safety — in this case, flu shots and whooping cough vaccines for anyone who comes in close contact with the baby. That’s your job!

But do you know what else is important? Creating a cocoon of love around your son. Your in-laws will likely be pretty huge fans of his. And few things make people edgier than the words “or else.” For now, take a vacation from emailing the grandparents-to-be articles about flu shots. (Your in-laws don’t get it yet, so they probably thought you were a little overstimulated after the fourth message.)

When you next see them, explain the idea of creating a protective bubble of health around the baby. Do it gently, and engage your husband. Say: “We understand that you don’t get flu shots normally, but they’re really important for keeping the baby — with his fragile immune system — healthy. We all want that, right?”

By casting this in terms of your newborn’s welfare, it’s hard to imagine them refusing. If they do, without good medical reason, it’s your call. But I’d speak to your doctor again (and your husband) before banning them from the birthing suite. And unless they’re pathological liars, don’t worry about them faking flu shots. That would be shocking and unlikely behavior.

A: You may need to manage your expectations of apologies, Steve. Your friend was way off-base in suggesting an eyelift for you. Still, when you told her that she’d hurt your feelings, she apologized. She was sorry for making you feel bad. But a good apology doesn’t include a lie. It would have been wrong (and fairly implausible) for her to say that she’d changed her mind about your eyes.

But who cares what she thinks? She had her whole face done when she was much younger than you! So, the question is: Can you forgive her for hurting your feelings and thinking that your eyes are a little droopy? Because that’s what accepting her apology will entail.

A: You don’t! Just extend your shaking hand and keep it extended. Their outstretched arms will fall eventually. No need to say a thing. You’re not obliged to justify yourself. These guys are just following a weird norm in your social circle. (Presumably, your husband is hugging women he barely knows too, right?) You can always add, “I like shaking hands!” if you think it helps. It’s all your call.

As a fellow who’s gone to the same amazing barber for over 20 years (hi, Aki!), I’d never advocate discarding a happy long-term relationship. Your experienced barber is entitled to charge more than a newbie straight out of school. But if the price tag bothers you, ask about it: “Are you charging new clients $25?” Your barber may explain the pricing structure at the shop or reduce his rate. Just promise to look before you leap. There are a lot of bad haircuts out there!