Comedic relief: SNL pokes fun at presidential debate
Saturday Night Live poked fun at the final presidential debate last night. Singer Adele was the host, and the musical guest "Her" performed.
Good evening. I'm Kristen Welker, and it is the honor of a lifetime to moderate the second and praise Jesus. Final presidential debate. Tonight we have a mute button because it was either that or tranquilizer darts. And the president is a very high tolerance for those after his covert treatment. So please welcome President Donald Trump and former Vice President Joe Biden. Okay, Okay. Yeah. Good evening, woman. And welcome to the debate. Are we ready to begin? Yes, but first, how does this mute button work? Do I just haul up and slap him in the mouth? No, Mr. Vice President will take care of that on our end. Are you sure? Because I think everybody would love to see me do it. Okay. Really? You think you're some kind of tough guy because of all that money you got from China? Yeah, I'll push it. I'll push it. It's not connected to anything, but I will push it right now. Our first question on the coronavirus is for President Trump. More than 40,000 Americans air in the hospital tonight with Covic. How would you lead the country during the next stage of this crisis? What a Nice question. Thank you. Hoda. Can I just say you're really doing a great job? Wow, It is creepier when you're nice, but thank you know, really, You're taking really good care of us tonight. Now, could you just tell us about the specialist, please? No, Mr Trump. I'm the moderator, not your waitress. Okay. They're just some waters, then. Okay, anyway, Coronavirus of boring, right? I mean, but we're doing terrific. A rounding the corner. In fact, we've rounded so many corners. We've gone all the way around the block and we're back where we started in a march. Come on, man. We're in the middle of a third wave Where I come from. If a girl gave you a third wave, you were practically married. Doesn't even know what time it is. It's half past. Come on, man. No, no, it's not away If it's not the way, the way it goes like this. And this is going like this. Okay? And sure has been a tiny coronavirus spike in Florida and a teen see spike in Arizona and a tune see? Won't see in North Dakota. But who cares? A lot of people don't know this, but We've got another Dakota there somewhere. Okay? Just breathe, Joe. If you don't breathe, you'll die. And in just a couple of weeks, if you vote for May, vaccine will be here and will be distributed by the military. I'm sorry. You said the military will distribute the vaccine. That's right. The army will come and shoot it with the cannon into your face. Look, I had it. It was very mean to me, but I beat it. Another doctor? See, I could never die. And this virus said to me, Sir, Sir, I have to leave your body now. When the virus was crying very sad, you didn't wanna leave my body. And the point is, we're all learning to live with it, learning to live with it. We're learning to die with it, man. Oh, looks like Mr Biden is so mad. He's east. Wedding it a little bit. That's right. Now I believe the little lady asked you about a plan. Why don't you enlighten us? I have a plan. It's the most beautiful plan you've ever seen. You don't even have a plan for me first. I'm creepy. Then I'm sleepy. You say I have dementia. Then you say I'm a criminal mastermind. Which one is it? Kemo Sabee.