Unfortunately,  as I have gotten older, I have become a little less sensitive.
   
    So, after trying my  new job as a Wal-Mart greeter, last weekend (a  good
    find for many retirees), I lasted less  than a day......
   
    About  two hours into my first day on the job a very  loud, coyote ugly,
    nasty  woman walked into the store with her two  kids,
    yelling  obscenities at them all the way through the  entrance.
   
    As I had been instructed, I  said pleasantly, 'Good morning, and welcome  to
    Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there.  Are they twins?'
   
    The ugly, nasty woman  stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Hell no,
    they ain't twins. The oldest one's 9, and  the other one's 7.  Why the hell
    would you  think they're twins? Are you blind, or just  stupid?'
   
    So I replied, 'I'm neither blind  nor stupid, Ma'am. I just find it hard
    to  believe you got laid twice.  Have a good day  and thank you for shopping
    at  Wal-Mart.'
   
    My 25 year old supervisor said  I probably wasn't cut out for this line  of
    work........ soooo maybe I'll go  fishing.