God had finished creating Adam and Eve and looked into his bag of goodies to see what was left. He approached them and said. I have two items left to give you. The first is the ability to Piss while standing. This excited Adam to no end. So Eve being a submissive woman told the Lord that if this would make Adam happy he should have it. With that men were granted the ability to piss while standing. He then reached into the bag and announced to Eve that women will have the ability to have multiple orgasms.
