Presidential candidate, Barack Obama was visiting a primary school and
he visited one of the classes.
They
were in the middle of a discussion related to words and their
meanings.
The teacher asked the presidential candidate if he would
like to lead the discussion on the word 'tragedy'.
So our illustrious
democrat presidential candidate asked the class for an example of a
'tragedy'.
One little boy stood up and offered: 'If my best friend, who lives on
a farm, is playing in the field and a tractor runs over him and kills
him, that would be a tragedy.
'No,' said Obama, 'that would be an accident.
A little girl raised her hand: 'If a school bus carrying 50 children
drove over a cliff, killing everyone inside,
that would be a tragedy.
'I'm afraid not,' explained Obama. 'That's what we would call great loss.
The room went silent. No other children volunteered.
Obama searched
the room.
'Isn't there someone here
who can give me an example of a tragedy?'
Finally at the back of the room, Little Johnny raised his hand.
In a
quiet voice he said: 'If the plane carrying you and Mrs.
Obama was
struck by a 'friendly fire' missile and blown to smithereens that
would be a tragedy.
'Fantastic!' exclaimed Obama. 'That's right
And can you tell me why
that would be tragedy?'
'Well,' says the boy, 'It has to be a tragedy, because it certainly
wouldn't be a great loss... and it probably
wouldn't be a freakin' accident either.
