Two Armed citizens in a fit of road rage get out of their cars to confront each other:
Driver #1: Hey !! You cut me off !! WTF ??
Driver #2: No Hway Icehole, you cut me off!
Driver #1: Oh Yea!!
Driver #2: Yea!! I'm Gonna Kick yer @#$%^&*
Driver #1: Hey, Watcha got there?
Driver #2: 9mm Beretta, holds 15 in the mag one in the pipe, wide ejection port, no feed jam.
Driver #1: Wow, That's a Nice'n
Driver #2: How'bout you?
Driver #1: 357 magnum, Stainless, 140 grain hollowpoints, 3 inch barrel
Driver #2: Mm-hmm Six shooter, A lotta old timers carry those.
Driver #1: Well, actually it's a Five'r, but who's counting.
Driver #1: Sorry I cut you off Dude, No hard feelin's
Driver #2: That's OK, Sorry I cut you off, Have a great day!
