How do you turn a fox into an elephant?
Marry It!
What is the difference between a battery and a woman?
A battery has a positive side.
What are the three fastest means of communication?
1) Internet
2) Telephone
3) Telawoman
How are fat girls and mopeds alike?
They're both fun to ride until your friends find out.
How do you tick off a female archaeologist??
Give her a used tampon and ask her what period it comes from.
What should you give a woman who has everything?
A man to show her how to work it.
