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Make Mike Laugh Winner

Posted July 15, 2008

Thanks to all of you who participated in the Make Mike Maze Laugh Contest. Mike enjoyed reading all of the entries. Chuckles were raining like cats and dogs in the WRAL Weather Center. It's never easy to pick a favorite but Mike said wheelman made him laugh the most. Here was the joke:

Late one night a drunk leaves the neighborhood bar and decides to take a shortcut home through the cemetery. There's no moon out so it is very difficult to see and as he is stumbling his way along he trips and falls into a freshly dug grave. A few minutes later another drunk leaves the same bar and decides to take a shortcut through the cemetery as well. He's stumbling along as well when he hears someone yelling "Help me! I'm cold!". He follows the sound until he gets to the open grave where the first drunk is still yelling "Help me! I'm cold!". He looks around, and then answers back "Well, of course you are! You've done kicked all of your dirt off!".

So if wheelman will email me at and let me know your address and which one of my CDs or DVD you'd like I will get a package out to you this week.


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  • fishnett5977 Jul 15, 2008

    thefensk - I sure do miss seeing him on PBS!!! I loved his cooking shows and loved to hear him talk! I learned alot about cooking from him too! My ex has the cd of his that has that joke on it - it makes me laugh EVERYTIME I've ever heard it! He and Jerry Clower - to funny funny men!!!! lol :)

  • thefensk Jul 15, 2008

    I do too ... one of my favorite comedians ... remember that from joke long before he started cooking on PBS ... Ah, garontee.

  • fishnett5977 Jul 15, 2008

    Congrats to wheelman!!! lol I loved that joke too!! wheelman did you know who the original teller of that joke was???lol I do!!! :) I have one of Bill's cd's - you will LOVE the music!!!
    Have a great day, ya'll! ;)

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