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Bumper Psychology

Posted May 7, 2008

Have you seen any interesting bumper stickers lately? Do you have one on your car? If so, what does it say?

I noticed that some people love to cover their cars with a dozen stickers pushing everything from world peace to pilates. However, some prefer slapping a single undiluted message on the back of their bumpers.

Here are three of the more humorous bumper stickers I’ve seen in recent weeks:

“Just say NO to negativity.”

“Stable relationships are for horses.”

“I thought I was indecisive. Now, I’m not so sure.”

The most provocative bumper sticker I’ve come across is: “WWJB: What Would Jesus Bomb?” That was seen in Chapel Hill.

What interesting bumper stickers have you seen lately?


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  • bigredtruckman May 8, 2008

    "Where are we going and why are we in this handbasket?"

  • shutterbug May 7, 2008

    This was on a car that was obviously not a Bush fan: Some village is Texas is missing its idiot.

  • Jeremiah May 7, 2008

    "Atheism is a non-prophet organization"

  • Jeremiah May 7, 2008

    I saw one at Whole Foods:

    "When Jesus said "love your neighbor", I think he meant not to kill them"

  • ziradog May 7, 2008

    "Republicans for Voldemort"

    "Visualze Whirled Peas"

  • MyKidRox May 7, 2008

    Perhaps the best I ever saw was, "I'm in search of myself...have you seen me anywhere?"

  • Celt May 7, 2008

    My daughter had one that said, "What would Gandhi do?"

  • Jimm57 May 7, 2008

    My fave is "Dyslexics of the world UNTIE!"

    also "I'm not tailgating, I'm drafting!"

  • Air Biscuit May 7, 2008

    This one is funny...I don't know if it can be printed, but I'll try to censor it

    "Have a nice day, da**mit."

  • Air Biscuit May 7, 2008

    "Don't's paid for"




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