Buddy's Not My Buddy

Dear Miss Fifi: 

I have three cats—two females and one male. I can generally tell when they are play "fighting", but sometimes the playing gets out of control. The male, cat Buddy, doesn't seem to understand to leave the females, Lucy and Rizzie, alone. What can I do to get Buddy to leave them alone? Individually they are very sweet cats, but together it's just a big ball of fur!

- Pamela 

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Dear Pamela: 

Well, it's important that Lucy and Rizzie maintain their control over the situation, so I would suggest that you make a recording with the following mantra and play it near Buddy's bed each evening: "Girls rule; boys drool." 

Ah, the power of suggestion. Woof!