On behalf of pets across the City of Raleigh and its neighboring towns: We Love the Disposal Ban!

Now, more than ever, pets will have access to MORE table scraps. No longer will our humans grind up and waste the prescious, delicious bits and pieces of scrambled eggs and bacon, peanut butter and jelly, steak and potatoes. Now they will be scraped into our dishes!

While it's true that we'll have to go on longer walks and out for one or two extra potty breaks each day to work off the extra calories, pethood will be contributing to cleaner water and sewage lines. We are pleased to offer yet one more service to humankind, a selfless display of loyalty and love.

So, pets of the Triangle: unite! Walk into that dining room and sit proudly and boldly at your human's feet. It won't be long before they seat us at the table!