Dilettante Dilly, my annoying feline assistant, was outraged at a joke she received by e-mail yesterday. Clearly, I needed to read it because anything that annoys the cat is well worth reading or re-distributing, in my opinion.
So here you have it, helpful hints from the dog.
How To Clean Your Toilet ... The Fun Way
- Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8-cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.
- Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.
- In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. You may need to stand on the lid.
- The cat will self-agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet—the cat is actually enjoying this.
- Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash" and rinse".
- Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.
- Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.
- The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.
- Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean!
Sincerely,
The Dog
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Ahh, I love a good cat joke! Woof.






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