Have You Seen This? The baby bottle robot

Posted March 10

THE DON'T BUY THIS WAREHOUSE — My third child is 9 months old, and she has started sleeping through the night.

But for a while there, we were in the let's-wake-up-every-few-hours-and-eat mode, and it was brutal. I don't function well on 10 hours of sleep, so getting like four solid hours a night was not cutting it. Yes, I wanna sleep like 12 hours a day. I don't even feel bad about it.

Because of that, I got excited when I saw that the title of this video is "Baby Bottle Robot," believing it might solve the problem of hungry babies in the middle of the night. Then I saw it was from the Useless Duck Company and realized I got my hopes up for nothing.

The Useless Duck Company likes to make totally useless inventions that will usually do more harm than good. Some of their products include the Donald Trump Handshake Robot, the Useless Salad Machine and the Toilet Paper Machine 2.0. Suffice it to say, the people at the Useless Duck Company have a great sense of humor and a hope that none of us are dumb enough to try to buy and actually use their products. The Baby Bottle Robot is no exception.

Watch the video and be simultaneously horrified while also dying from laughter. And please remember, this is just a joke, this is not a serious product.

John has grown up around movies and annoys friends and family with his movie facts and knowledge. John also has a passion for sports and pretty much anything awesome and it just so happens that these are the three things he writes about.


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