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name: gary

golo url: kemosabe.golo.com

gender: male

city: chapel hill, nc

golo member since: September 13, 2009

about kemosabe

I sat down at the bar and ordered a drink. As I sat sipping my drink, a young woman sat down next to me.

She turned to me and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?"

I replied, "Well, I've spent my whole life, breaking colts, working cows, going to rodeos, fixing fences, pulling calves, bailing hay, doctoring calves, cleaning my barn, fixing flats, working on tractors, and feeding my dogs, so I guess I am a cowboy."

She said, "I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about women. When I shower, I think about women. When I watch TV, I think about women. I even think about women when I eat. It seems that everything makes me think of women."

We sat sipping in silence.

A little while later, a man sat down on the other side of me and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?"

I replied, "I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian."





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A steak devouring buddy? Oh I know the type, I use to have a partner that was an agressive eater. We couldn't eat without him getting a spot on his shirt and I had to keep my distance.

What were you thin ladies doing with steak anyway?

The evening picked up from there, though. Ask e-bunny about our new steak-devouring buddy; that guy really chewed like he meant it!

I HAVE to share tonight's social blunder with you...I met SuzieQ @ the Ale House for an adult beverage. I got there before her so I decided to go to the ladie's room when I realized she wasn't there. I've only been to 100 ale houses in my lifetime 100 times. One door was marked "pick-ups", the other was marked "sportsters". I rolled up into the "Pick-ups" like I belonged there. Truly, after I saw 2 guys washing their hands, I still thought they were in the wrong place. Then, I saw the urinals. I have laughed & laughed & laughed. You can't take me anywhere.

I'm glad I'm home, too. I had the day off. Massage/facial/pedi this morning. Haircut/color afterwards. I'm a happy chick!!! I'm about to finish my book. Finishing a book is always sad for me. But I can't compare it to the discussion you had with lazy eye girl. XOXO

Black bean w/pineapple?

Babe, I have laughed until I can't. Dude, you are the funniest thing I've been exposed to in YEARS....I have laughed & laughed & laughed! You never cease to crack me up! I LOVE YOU!

There is no fixing it, doll-face. You also can't fix a spitting black mole underneath a pit. Sad. Are you having the lasagne tomorrow?

OMG, I just saw your mulatto statement on last night's blog. You are a hot mess. Pillows are VERY important. I have a memory foam contour pillow. One of the best things I've ever purchased. Trust me, it's addicting. Watch out for the meteors tonight. BTW, don't forget tomorrow is lasagna day. I'm taking tomorrow off to get a massage & then get my hair & nails did.

LOL! Not yet. Even the pre-sales won't be counted until April when the first book is released. I did miss you this morning. I hope I'll see you tomorrow. :)

I decided it was time for some deletion. I have a jealous squirrel that follows me around & tracks my posts. I haven't been in the sun since early October. My skin is naturally fair, sweet 'ums. You know that.

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