Give a man a fish and he eats for a day: Teach him how to fish and you get rid of him all weekend!!!

I am a mother of two (son & daughter). I am on my 2nd marriage, which is so far so good. I have done a lot in my life to accomplish the best for my children. They are my entire life. I do not mind getting up every morning going to work, I actually love my job. My husband and I used to work in the tobacco fields growing up and I always had a big crush on him, but we eventually went our separate ways until 7 years ago! Now, we are where we should've been years ago.  He is a 100% country boy (and I love it) 

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Friendship is like pizzing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings

• A man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on
• Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped
• The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think
• There are no stupid questions, just stupid people
• It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird
• Behind every successful man is a surprised woman
• You laugh because I'm different: I laugh because I just pharted
• Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance
• When a woman steals your husband, there is no better revenge than to let her keep him.

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Country music singers
have always been a real close family
but lately some of my kin folks
have disowned a few others and me
i guess its because
i kinda changed my direction
i guess i went and broke the family tradition

they get on me wanna know Hank
why do you drink?
(Hank) why do you roll smoke?
Why must you live out the songs that you wrote?
over and over
everybody made my prediction
so if i get stoned
I'm just carryin'
on an old family tradition

I am very proud
of my daddys name
although his kinda music
and mine ain't exactly the same
stop and think it over
put yourself in my position
if i get stoned and sing all night long
it's a family tradition

Don't ask me Hank
why do you drink?
(Hank) why do you roll smoke?
Why must you live out the songs that you wrote?
If I'm down in a Honky-Tonk
Some ol' slicks tryin to give me corrections
I'll say leave me alone
I'm singin all night long
it's a family tradition

Lordy, I have loved some ladies
and I have loved Jim Beam
and they both tried to kill me
in 1973
when that doctor asked me
Son how did you get in this condition
I said hey sawbones I'm just carryin on
an old family tradition

So don't ask me Hank
why do you drink?
(Hank) why do you roll smoke?
Why must you live out the songs you wrote?
Stop and think it over
Try and put yourself in my unique position
If I get stoned and sing all night long
It's a family tradition!

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 have really enjoyed meeting all of you. GOLO is a fun way to get passed those slow moments at work. I want to thank you all for keeping me laughing through