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just a simple test: only one question? what would you do?
THE SITUATION: You are in Florida ,  Miami to be specific.There is chaos all around you caused by a hurricane with severe flooding. This is a flood of biblical proportions....
Nov. 25 1:52 p.m.

chuckle of the day: dear abby admitted she was at a loss to answer the following:
Dear Abby, A couple of women moved in across the hall from me. One is a middle-aged gym teacher and the other is a social worker in her mid twenties. These two women go everywhere together and I've...
Nov. 25 10:25 a.m.

we will bite you . . .
. . . if that picture gets posted on the internet.  It's bad enough you make us wear this silly garb for Thanksgiving, but then for you to post it on GOLO of all places...Be most assured, We will...
Nov. 25 9:03 a.m.

chuckle of the day: no politics..."promise"
 I first saw this joke about 3 or 4 years ago, but just saw it again and I like it.   A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her...
Nov. 24, 2009

just for pelosi fans.....
Nov. 23, 2009

chuckle of the day: newspaper ads in minnesota
FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER .  8-years old. Hateful little bastard. Bites!  FREE PUPPIES:  1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.  FREE...
Nov. 23, 2009

all of this rain causes me to ponder . . .
. . . on the possibilities of an Ark somewhere nearby , with a long line of animals lined up two by two. . .  Some Relaxing Boat...
Nov. 22, 2009

if politicians were http status codes
For my fellow computer nerds:     http://www.makeuseof.com/tech-fun/if-politicians-were-http-status-codes/  ...
Nov. 22, 2009

saturday night live on obama's trip to china
The One is not going to be happy about this one!   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ZXEShSIFks
Nov. 22, 2009

sunday funny
Air Force One crashed in the middle of rural America. Panic stricken the Secret Service mobilized and descended on the farm in force. When they got there,...
Nov. 22, 2009

todays chuckle of the day:
  THIS IS WHY MEN DO NOT WRITE ADVICE COLUMNS.   HOPE YOU ARE HAVING A NICE WEEKEND.    Dear Sir, I hope you can help me here.  The other...
Nov. 21, 2009

47 blues - a song by mojo
  I woke up early this morning, was just a bit past eight My eyes were glued together a feline was in my face  All I really want is to go right back to sleep So I rolled...
Nov. 21, 2009

chuckle of the day: what part of the body goes to heaven first
    The nun teaching Sunday School was speaking to her class one morning and she asked the question, 'When you die and go to Heaven...which part of your...
Nov. 20, 2009

the twelve days of thanksgiving
Good morning everybody!  Since I was busy last night, and didn’t get the chance to write anything new, I thought of posting something really cute that someone sent me last Thanksgiving....
Nov. 20, 2009

old pilots
An old Pilot sat down at the Starbucks and ordered a cup of coffee. As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him.. She turned to the pilot and asked, 'Are you a real pilot?'...
Nov. 20, 2009

strange noise under the hood : update
So, we extracted a opossum from the engine bay of a Toyota Sienna this morning only to find him hiding in another parked car we had already serviced. I was looking close to the engine trying to see...
Nov. 19, 2009

another chuckle: a cure for constipation
Hey, don't bash me.........just have a laugh at our POTUS expense. If you are bothered by occasional or frequent constipation, look in the mirror and repeat the following phrase three...
Nov. 19, 2009

follow up on politicallycorrect's blog
if you didn't see politicallycorrect's blog earlier, it's here:http://www.wral.com/golo/blogpost/6455487/   now, click the pic.   :)   i...
Nov. 19, 2009

i really liked this!
I really thought this was funny. this was a long time ago.     http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EtlDVi_1JMg
Nov. 19, 2009

chuckle of the day: guys: beware the latest scam
Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties and local pubs to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink by any woman. Many females use a date-rape-drug on the market called 'Beer'....
Nov. 19, 2009

another chuckle of the day: little johnny
Forget the political side of this, it could easily be changed, just meant to give you a laugh.   This one has floated around for some time......enjoy. A teacher in  West Virginia...
Nov. 18, 2009

this is a fox news alert
 Oops! Wrong picture
Nov. 18, 2009

what's condi been up to?
Nov. 18, 2009

proof that hell exists
since there's been a rousing religion discussion today, here's emperical proof that hell exists!   The following is supposedly an actual question given on a University of Washington...
Nov. 18, 2009

chuckle of the day: a little girls special prayer for grandpa
   "Dear God, this year please send clothes for all those poor ladies on Grandpa's computer, Amen." HAVE A HAPPY HUMPDAY !!!  
Nov. 18, 2009