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thanksgiving ph@!l

Published November 25, 2009
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Have a safe and happy Thanksgiving!

And some cooking tips:

  • Don't lock yourself out of your home while the turkey is cooking
  • Don't put out that grease fire with water
  • Unwrap the turkey before cooking
  • Don't look for the stove's gas leak with a lighter

And Most Importantly to my Southern Brethern:

  • Thaw the bird before frying it!!!!

:)

 

 

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And never forget the sad but true line - "As God is my witness, I thought that turkey's could fly."

Never fry a turkey; season it and grill it at 325 degrees on the gas grill until golden brown and the drumsticks fall away from the bone.

Right at this moment, someone, somehwere is sitting in a house that, come Friday will be burnt to the ground due to someone trying to fry a Turkey.

It makes me really paranoid about the whole turkey frying thing.... I live in an apartment, so I'm soooo afraid that one of my neighbors is going to be retarded and try to do it on their patio.... :-/

Thanks for the tips.... it will be interesting to watch the news to see how many people have 'cooking incidents'

What, he said while smoke wiffed from his body and the firemen laughed.

"Be sure to remove that little packet of gibblets and livers, too"

...what packet?

;)

Be sure to remove that little packet of gibblets and livers, too.

no thaw turkey?

KABOOM!!!

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