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a new psychological disorder
Published November 23, 2009Views: 684
The American Psychiatric Association has just issued a press release announcing a newly recognized psychosis. There were signs of this rapidly spreading and mentally debilitating disease during the previous election cycle and it's sudden re-appearance has prompted the APA to add this psychotic disorder to Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders or DSM as it is commonly known.
PALIN DERANGEMENT SYNDROME (PDS)
PDS is psychiatric term for a mental state often described as involving a "loss of contact with reality". People suffering from PDS are said to be deranged.
People experiencing PDS may report hallucinations or delusional beliefs, and may exhibit personality changes and thought disorder. This may be accompanied by unusual or bizarre behavior, as well as difficulty with social interaction and impairment in carrying out the daily life activities. The primary observable symptom is embitterment. Some psychiatrists are proposing PDS as a mental disorder because they believe there are people who have become so bitter they can barely function.
Indicators
- The patient expresses an idea or belief with unusual persistence or force.
- That idea appears to exert an undue influence on his or her life, and the way of life is often altered to an inexplicable extent.
- The individual tends to be humorless and oversensitive, especially about the belief.
- An attempt to contradict the belief is likely to arouse an inappropriately strong emotional reaction, often with irritability and hostility.
- The patient is emotionally over-invested in the idea and it overwhelms other elements of his or her psyche.
Features
- It is a primary disorder.
- It is a stable disorder characterized by the presence of delusions to which the patient clings with extraordinary tenacity.
- The illness is chronic and frequently lifelong.
- The delusions are illogically constructed.
- If disturbed behavior does occur, it is directly related to the delusional beliefs.
- The individual experiences a heightened sense of self-reference and low self esteem.
- Incessant ranting and raving in local internet forums
Psychiatric
Functional causes of PDS include the following:
- brain tumors
- drug abuse amphetamines, cocaine, alcohol among others
- brain damage
- schizophrenia
- bipolar disorder (manic depression)
- severe clinical depression
- severe psychosocial stress
- sleep deprivation
- some focal epileptic disorders especially if the temporal lobe is affected
- exposure to some traumatic event (publishing of a book that questions their views, a drop in a democrat president's approval ratings etc.)
- abrupt or over-rapid withdrawal from certain recreational or prescribed drugs
- Voting for Obama during the last election cycle
- voting as a democrat in any general election
- liberalism
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Alaksa's Homestead Acts are nothing more than giant Federal & State government subsidized land giveaways.
The Permanent Fund [Rand & Orwell would love that one...] = income redistribution via the conduit of the State.
AK receives an 85% return on "investment" for every dollar sent to DC. That's one big, frozen tin cup. AK recoups federal tax benefits more than any other state.
AK directly benefits from more than $72 billion in federal subsidies to US Oil & Energy producers. Don't forget about subsidies to the fishing industry.
A free market capitalist? Palin has never accomplished anything without a massive government back-stop, therefore her assertion is impossible to gauge.
Logical dilemma: Government is bad, therefore I'd like to be in charge of the government.
GOLO member since May 18, 2009
November 24, 2009 9:57 a.m.
Hmmm...
Democrates?
Wasn't he Socrates' brother?
heep?
Like Uriah Heep?
hipocritical? Did you mean Hipocrates? Democrates other brother?
And speaking of idiots - google some of those "big" words if you don't have spellcheck...
FYI, jon2four - this blog is indeed intended to be a joke - but you are way funnier man. Thanks for the laughs!
GOLO member since May 15, 2009
November 24, 2009 1:32 a.m.
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November 24, 2009 12:55 a.m.
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November 23, 2009 11:07 p.m.
Definition
A developmental condition that is characterized by significantly lower then average level of general intellectual functioning. Failure to develop cognitive abilities and achieve an intelligence level that would be appropriate for their age group.
Mild Mental Retardation About 85% of persons that are Mental Retarded fall into this group. IQ level 50-55 up to about 70
It's an Axis 2 thing. I was thinking Axis 1.
November 23, 2009 11:03 p.m.
Palin Derangement Syndrome is the disorder afflicting the hate-bloggers - it's named after her but she doesn't have it.
{it's just a complicated joke anyway, Rev...}
GOLO member since May 15, 2009
November 23, 2009 10:54 p.m.
I would tend to agree with this poster. Although not a supporter, the hate blogs really do get tiring to say the least. It is almost as if some people are actually worried about her so much they have to spew hate and dislike on a daily basis. Does it really accomplish anything at all by pointing out mistakes people have made ? I guess some people live in a perfect world. And to attack kids..give me a break, how low can you go, other than pushing an old lady out in front of a bus or tripping an elderly gent that has to get around by means of a walker. Move on haters. Surely there is something else to hate on besides this?
GOLO member since February 21, 2008
November 23, 2009 10:23 p.m.
The numbers saying the same about Obama weren't too shabby either, but he captured enough idiots with his talk of change which has so far netted no real change at all.
God bless.
RB
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November 23, 2009 10:20 p.m.
I think she just has a lot to learn yet about things outside of Alaska.
God bless.
RB
GOLO member since July 2, 2007
November 23, 2009 10:18 p.m.
I am the ofishul driver you know..."
Absolutely. I'm gonna be too busy giving myself 10 million dollar bonuses to worry whether or not the dayum company performs or turns a profit.
November 23, 2009 10:06 p.m.
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