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top ten reasons to update your face book status
Published November 19, 2009Views: 838
It was empty.
To let everyone know you just went to Taco Bell.
It was in your contract. It's contagious.
Someone installed running the "Compulsive Update App" coughed on you.
You love attention.
You hate attention.
The post you made reads, "Ignore me. I hate attention."
Boredom. It merely reads, "I just updated my Facebook Status."
You lost your laptop, desktop, cell phone, and credit card. You wanted to let everyone know it'd be impossible for you to get on Facebook. Or buy a new laptop, desktop, or cell phone.
Your monkey bribed you with bananas.
You saw this list.
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I'm too busy working on my house or hunting or building something I want to get on the computer at home. After leave work I don't sit down in front of a computer.
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November 19, 2009 2:53 p.m.
LOL Nice try :-p
Manda: You know you can restrict who can see them don't you? Just put them in a separate folder and then make a list of people that you want to restrict from it. That's what I did with mine. lol.
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Share with me!!! LOLO
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