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another chuckle of the day: little johnny

Published November 18, 2009
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Forget the political side of this, it could easily be changed, just meant to give you a laugh.   This one has floated around for some time......enjoy.

A teacher in  West Virginia  asked her 6th grade class how many of them were Barack Obama fans.  

 

Not really knowing what an Obama fan was, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raised their hands except for Little Johnny.

 

The teacher asked Little Johnny why he decided to be different. Little Johnny said, 'Because I'm not an Obama fan.'

 

The teacher said, 'Why aren't you an Obama fan?'

 

Little Johnny said, 'Because I'm a Republican.'


The teacher then asked why he was a Republican.

 

Little Johnny answered, 'Well, my Mom's a Republican and my Dad's a Republican, so I'm a Republican.' The teacher asks, 'If your Mom was a moron and your Dad was an idiot, what would that make you?'

 

With a big smile, Little Johnny replied, 'That would make me an Obama fan.'

 

I always liked Little Johnny.  Go Johnny Go!

Filed under: Jokes & Humor




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Well, lookie there... Johnny has learned how to think for himself

I come from a bipartisan family, so I had exposure to both sides as a kid. My views changed as I grew. I've been on the right, and I've been on the left, back again and forth again. Now that I've grown and had time to think long and hard about the issues, my views have settled on middle-left.

LadyBlue: Salty's blog was not offensive at all. I liked it. No excuse for somebody to hit abuse on it.

so did saltys quotes of the day ... some people on here really need to learn what the hell having a sense of humor means ...

I didn't get to see his quotes today-- they do make me laugh...........Like I think golo could use some humor also and it never killed anyone laughing that I know of.

ROFL-- I love little johnnie jokes............

LOL A GOOD ONE.

so did saltys quotes of the day ... some people on here really need to learn what the hell having a sense of humor means ...

Foghat: I saw - she shouldn't be selling her wares on here.

Funny.

off-topic, that little Avon lady sure got the boot off of here fast - lol

I love little Johnny

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