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worlds shortest books.......have a good read friends
Published Nov. 7, 2009Views: 372
This is not meant to be sexist or racist, just a few funnies for you to enjoy.
NEGROS I'VE MET WHILE YACHTING
By Tiger Woods
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THINGS I LOVE ABOUT MY COUNTRY
By Jane Fonda & Cindy Sheehan.
Illustrated by Michael Moore
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MY CHRISTIAN ACCOMPLISHMENTS & HOW I HELPED AFTER KATRINA
By: Jesse Jackson & Al Sharpton
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THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL
By: Hillary Clinton
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Sequel:
THINGS I LOVE ABOUT HILLARY
By: Bill Clinton
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MY LITTLE BOOK OF PERSONAL HYGIENE
By: Osama Bin Laden
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THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD
By: Bill Gates
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THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY
By: Dennis Rodman
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THINGS WE KNOW TO BE TRUE
By: Al Gore, John Kerry and Barack Obama
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AMELIA EARHART'S GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC
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A COLLECTION of MOTIVATIONAL SPEECHES
By: Dr. J. Kevorkian
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ALL THE MEN WE HAVE LOVED, BEFORE.
By: Ellen de Generes & Rosie O'Donnel
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GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE
By: Mike Tyson
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THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY
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MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLER
By: O. J. Simpson
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HOW TO DRINK & DRIVE OVER BRIDGES
By: Ted Kennedy
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MY BOOK OF MORALS
By: Bill Clinton, with introduction
By: Gary Hart
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MY ADVENTURES ON THE APPALACHIAN TRAIL
By: Gov. Mark Sanford
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AND JUST RELEASED
Complete Knowledge of Military Strategy!
By: Nancy Pelosi
I HOPE YOU ALL ARE ENJOYING YOUR READING THIS WEEKEND...........LOL
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It may be sterotypical - but I see no indication in that humorous "title" that would suggest anyone has belief of one race's superiority to another.
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Oh then you'll the Bush Administration Combo Pack!:
"Gathering accurate pre-war intelligence" by George Tenet
Plus!
"Effective Federal Response to Natural Disasters" by Michael "Brownie" Brown
And
"What I Recall" by Alberto Gonzales
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By Barack Hussein Obama II, Nancy Patricia D'Alesandro Pelosi, and Harry Mason Reid.
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