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what's in a name?
Published Nov. 6, 2009Views: 258
Really, What's In A Name?
So, the cops in an Indiana city pull over a guy who is driving erratically. He tells the cops, "Dude, I do this every night; I'm straight up and not drunk!"
He fails the field sobriety test. At the station, his certified breathalyzer test showed he was nearly four times over the state's .08 intoxication minimum.
Oh, his name? Zachary DUIs
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November 6, 2009 9:39 p.m.
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November 6, 2009 9:29 p.m.
My point exactly.
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November 6, 2009 9:08 p.m.
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November 6, 2009 8:59 p.m.
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November 6, 2009 8:46 p.m.
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November 6, 2009 8:38 p.m.
So how come I had to get my own dinner? And how come it was a pastrami sandwich?
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November 6, 2009 8:37 p.m.
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