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These are the rules...

1) Don't you EVER refer to yourself, or others, as "patriots" unless some left-wing, commie, moonbat, frog-licking, bark-humping, gun-hating, Obama-worshipping, self-loathing, baby-aborting, fungus-clump gives you permission.

2) Don't you EVER post something about a left-wing, America-hating apologist like George Soros, John Podesta, Valerie Jarrett, Barack or Michelle Obama, Rev. ArmeriKKKa Wright, Bill Ayers, Harry The-War-is-Lost Reid, unless it's been approved by Miss Always Right or her boyfriend, the Average Man who think he Isn't.

3) Don't you EVER post a blog about "freedom" unless it's about the freedom of homosexuals to marry or have kids, or have their own homosexual history month in the public schools...or abortion, unless it's about the gut-wrenching decision a woman has to make because she was raped by some rabid gun-toting, terrorizing United States soldier.  After all, it's HER body, HER choice and the people in this country need to recognize that and start footing that bill, too!

4) Don't you EVER say people shouldn't shouldn't be given their "right" to free healthcare.  Don't you EVER blame them for being sick because they smoked too much, they drank too much, they ate too much, they engaged in risky sexual practices because, afterall, we should be free to smoke, drink, eat, and poke who we want to , when we want to , in whatever orifice we want to, and you greedy right-wingers SHOULD have to foot the bill for it!

5) Don't you EVER say that women should stop having babies by men who don't want to take are of them.  And you BETTER not say they shouldn't be having sex before marraige, because having indiscriminate sex is normal, and it's NOT normal to put unrealistic pressures on men to take care of their children instead of expecting the rest of society do it for them!

6) And for goodness sake, stop attacking the teachers that want to teach the little school children about the greatest leader that ever lived.  Reading and writing and learning math is no good, unless you are reading and writing about Obama are trying to create math systems to fudge all his phoney numbers of unemployment, debt, and deficits.  Let them sing his praises...it develops their lungs and teaches them to focus on the thing that is important - him.

7) Don't you DARE say a negative word about the ACLU!  That whole thing about them being founded by a commie (Roger Baldwin) to push his commie agenda is ancient history.  They've CHANGED!  They are looking out for REAL Americans, dontcha know?  Well, you BETTER know because someone here will get really,really angry and you don't want to make him mad...

8) Don't you ever post about God or Jesus, because they don't exist...except in your imagination and we're gonna take THAT away from you too, along with your Bibles, and all this "In God We Trust" garbage and "under god" in the pledge.  We've put up with you stupid people and your faith for too long (but Muslims are excluded because they are the enlightened religion and have been persecuted by the Christians throughout the ages - oh, and we're scared to death of them and too cowardly to fight them, so let's not make them mad, K?)

9) And finally, don't you EVER block some thin-skinned liberal on GOLO, because they have the "right" to be heard, and you don't have the right to take that from them, and they will be forced to time, after time, after time, re-post your blogs to see how many of their panties-in-their-cracks little liberal buddies they can get to come on launch attacks, and whine about being blocked while pretending to want to discuss the actual topic of a blog you have written.

Don't you DARE!  Got it?

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