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chemical analysis of woman
Published Nov. 6, 2009Views: 634
Woman - A Chemical Analysis
Element : Woman
Symbol : Wo
Atomic Weight : Accepted as 118, but known to vary 105-175.
Discoverer : Adam
Occurrence : Copious quantities in all Urban areas, with slightly lower
concentrations in Suburban and Rural areas. Subject to seasonal
fluctuations.
Physical Properties :
a) Surface usually covered with painted film.
b) Boils at nothing, freezes without reason.
c) Melts if given special treatment.
d) Bitter if used incorrectly. Can cause headaches. Handle with care!
e) Found in various states; ranging from virgin metal to common ore.
f) Yields to pressure applied to correct points.
Chemical Properties :
a) Has great affinity for Gold, Silver, Platinum and many precious stones.
b) Absorbs great quantities of expensive substances.
c) May explode spontaneously if left alone on dates.
d) Insoluble in liquids, but there is increased activity when saturated in
alcohol to a certain point.
e) Repels cheap material. Neutral to common sense.
f) Most powerful money reducing agent known to Man.
Uses :
a) Highly ornamental, especially in sports cars.
b) Can greatly improve relaxation levels.
c) Can warm and comfort under some circumstances.
d) Can cool things down when it's too hot.
Tests :
a) Pure specimen turns rosy pink when discovered in natural state.
b) Turns green when placed beside a better specimen.
Caution :
a) Highly dangerous except in experienced hands. Use extreme care when handling.
b) Illegal to possess more than one.
Just something different to end the day on.
Filed under: Sports & Recreation
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well thank goodness you didn't post mule'ia roberts photo.
GOLO member since February 21, 2008
November 6, 2009 4:24 p.m.
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November 6, 2009 4:14 p.m.
dangerous too...
GOLO member since November 26, 2007
November 6, 2009 3:43 p.m.
I just tried to go back and find it, but you know how that goes. "Got stoned and I missed it. Got stoned and it rolled right on by". Old stuff there.
GOLO member since March 6, 2009
November 6, 2009 3:42 p.m.
GOLO member since November 1, 2008
November 6, 2009 3:40 p.m.
I just work on mine to finesse them.
GOLO member since March 6, 2009
November 6, 2009 3:37 p.m.
It's like we're on the save wavelength or something..
GOLO member since February 21, 2008
November 6, 2009 3:35 p.m.
LOL
GOLO member since November 1, 2008
November 6, 2009 3:34 p.m.
You should hear the joke I have about Adam and Eve in the garden of eden. Of course, the ladies would have my hide if I told it.
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November 6, 2009 3:30 p.m.
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November 6, 2009 3:27 p.m.
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