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tickle me obama joke
Published Nov. 5, 2009Views: 264
After seeing the Tickle me Obama blog by Santa Claus I remembered this joke and couldn't resist putting it on here.
There is a factory in Northern Minnesota which makes the Tickle Me Obama toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms.
Well, Lena is hired at The Tickle Me Obama factory and she reports for her first day promptly at 8:00 am.
The next day at 8:45 am there is a knock at the Personnel Manager's door. The Foreman throws open the door and begins to rant about the new employee.
He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole line is backing up, putting the entire production line behind schedule.
The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for himself, so the 2 men march down to the factory floor. When they get there the line is so backed up that there are Tickle Me Obama's all over the factory floor and they're really beginning to pile up. At the end of the line stands Lena surrounded by mountains of Tickle Me Obama's.
She has a roll of plush red fabric and a huge bag of small marbles.
The 2 men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece of fabric, wraps it around two marbles and begins to carefully sew the little package between Obama's legs.
The Personnel Manager bursts into laughter. After several minutes of hysterics he pulls himself together and approaches Lena .
'I'm sorry,' he says to her, barely able to keep a straight face, 'but I think you misunderstood the instructions I gave you yesterday'
'Your job is to give Obama two test tickles.
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November 5, 2009 1:52 p.m.
lol @ cotton!
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November 5, 2009 1:39 p.m.
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November 5, 2009 12:51 p.m.
I heard he didn't have genitalia at all, male or female. Did you hear that too? I can't beleive we elected somebody to be our president who doesn't even have genitalia!
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