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Published Nov. 4, 2009Views: 440
Not to add to the overall quality of banality here, but this struck me as being funny.
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Also, why do they call it Alcoholics Anonymous when the first thing you do when you get there is stand up and say "My name is so and so, and I'm an alcoholic"?
Also, how many of you men married Ms. Right only to later discover that her first name is Always?
Also, how is it that one careless match can start a huge forest fire, but it takes an entire box of them to start a simple campfire?
Also, why do we call it rush hour when it's the slowest part of the day?
Having sex at 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.
Today I learned why Jehovah's Wintesses do not celebrate Halloween. They don't like people coming up to their door and annoying them ...
If love is blind, then why is lingerie so popular?
If you die in an elevator, be sure to press the UP button
Do you think Houdini ever locked his keys in his car?
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