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ernie's reposting "top 10 signs that you are too old to trick or treat!!"
by Ernie3Published Oct. 19, 2009
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Hey, Everyone!!
I posted this 2 years ago and thought I would repost for all of you whom haven't read it and for those of you whom have and need a good laugh anyway!! I still enjoy reading these. It doesn't have to be Halloween for me to go through some of these! Not telling which ones.......
Here are the Top 10 signs that you are too old to trick or treat:
10. You get winded from knocking on the door.
9. You forget why you are knocking on the door.
8. You ask for high fiber candy only.
7. You have to have another kid chew the candy for you.
6.When someone drops candy in your bag, you lose your balance.
5. People say, "Great Boris Karloff mask!" and you're not wearing a mask!
4. By the end of the night, you have a bag full of restraining orders.
3. You have to carefully choose a costume that won't dislodge your hairpiece.
2. You're the only Power Ranger with a walker.
1. You keep having to go home to pee.
Happy Halloween, Everyone!! Please keep the restraining orders to a minimum! Love you all!
With Ernest regards,
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How about another one: "You're old enough to know who Boris Karloff is!"
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