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top 10 signs you got a bad flu shot!
Published October 6, 2009Views: 713
Flu season is in full swing...look out! Here are the top ten signs you got a bad flu shot!
- 10. Feet swell up, ears catch on fire, nose falls off...
- 9. In the so-called "serum", you recognize a couple of Cheerios
- 8. When you walk into a room, people say "Hey, it's Shelley Winters!"
- 7. You had to drop your pants, even though it was the nasal-mist vaccine
- 6. The next day you find yourself on stage rubbing yourself with the Puerto Rican flag
- 5. It looks like chafing...it feels like chafing...but it isn't chafing
- 4. You got the shot from a street vendor
- 3. You immediately fall asleep, and when you wake up it's 2025 and your
mission is to track down Wesley Snipes - 2. You catch the nurse filling the syringe from the coffee pot
- 1. Nurse tries to insert "flu-mist" nozzle into the wrong end! (see #7)
Here's hoping you stay healthy this flu season!
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GOLO member since May 11, 2009
October 6, 2009 8:12 p.m.
I probably just got a different strain of the flu. The flu shot is just a cocktail combination of the three most likely strains to spread.
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October 6, 2009 1:29 p.m.
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October 6, 2009 12:18 p.m.
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October 6, 2009 11:58 a.m.
GOLO member since May 8, 2008
October 6, 2009 11:55 a.m.
That's kinda creepy.
GOLO member since September 17, 2008
October 6, 2009 11:48 a.m.
Nothing to be scared of. I'm noraml nomrma normal enough.
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October 6, 2009 11:44 a.m.
October 6, 2009 11:34 a.m.
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