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you might a taliban if....
Published Sep. 1, 2009Views: 472
I received this from my cousin who is currently serving his third tour overseas (two in Iraq, one in Afganistan). It's good to see our Soldiers, Sailors, Airmen, and Marines still have a good sense of humor!
"YOU MAY BE TALIBAN IF ..."
1. You refine and sell heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer.
2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $15,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes.
3. You have more wives than teeth.
4. You wipe your rear with your bare hand, but consider bacon "unclean."
5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.
6. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against...
7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.
8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.
9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least one..
10. You think 4 rifles, 3 goats, and an RPG is a good trade for your newest wife
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