poeticallycorrect-invno1: blog 
poetically-correct's blog
jokes( ok i lied)
Published Jun. 24, 2009Views: 268
Lena and Ole's Family
~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Lena is pregnant with Ole's child. Late one night, Lena vakes Ole and says, I tink it's time!' So Ole fired up the Yohn Deere tractor and took her to the hospital to have their first baby.
She had a little boy, and the doctor looked over at Ole and said, 'A son! Ain't dat great!' Well, Ole got excited by dis, but yust den the doctor spoke up and said, 'Hold on! We ain't finished yet!' The doctor den held up a little girl. He said, 'Hey, Ole! You got you a daughter!' She's a pretty little ting, too'
Ole got kind of puzzled by this, an then the doctor said, 'Holey Moley, Ole we still ain't done yet!' The doctor then delivered another boy and said, Ole, you yust had yourself another boy!' Ole was flabbergasted by this news!
A couple days later, Ole brought Lena and their three children home in the self-propelled combine. He was real serious and he asked Lena , 'How come we got tree on the first try?'
Lena said, 'You remember dat night we ran out of Vaseline and you vent out in the garage and got dat dere 3-in-1 Oil?' Ole said, 'Yeah, I do. Uffda!
It's a dam good ting I didn't get the WD-40.
Filed under: Arts & Entertainment
close5 Comments
![[no avatar]](http://wwwcache.wral.com/presentation/v1/images/golo/noavatar.gif){kind=avatar}
top-voted stories
(24 votes) raleigh man, 39, dies in mo-ped crash
(24 votes) poll: people don't trust politicians
(20 votes) holiday speed enforcement campaign under way
most recent
Welcome to GOLO, where WRAL.com visitors can comment on stories and create profile pages, blogs and photo galleries.
You must be a registered WRAL.com user to use these tools. Click here to register or log in.
GOLO member since April 15, 2009
June 24, 2009 4:22 p.m.
GOLO member since January 2, 2008
June 24, 2009 4:22 p.m.
GOLO member since January 19, 2008
June 24, 2009 4:24 p.m.
GOLO member since November 27, 2007
June 24, 2009 4:27 p.m.
GOLO member since May 1, 2008
June 24, 2009 4:34 p.m.
Please log in to add comment.