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Published Jun. 24, 2009
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How are men and parking spots alike?
The good ones are always taken and the ones that are left are handicapped.
 

 

What is the main reason Santa is so jolly?
He knows where all the bad girls live

Why do all Iraqi soldiers carry a piece of sandpaper?
They need a map
 

what do people do with broken down cars in West Virginia?
Build a house next to them
 

When a man talks nasty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. What is it
when a woman talks nasty to a man?
$3.99 a minute
 

When did Pinocchio realize he was made of wood and not a real boy?
The day his hand caught on fire
 

What do anniversaries and toilets have in common?
Men always miss them


What goes click-click-click..."Did I get it?"
Ray Charles doing Rubik's Cube


A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it.
The thief was spending less than his wife did.

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Geography of a WomanBetween 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa, half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally beautiful!Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe, well developed and open to trade, especially for someone with cash.Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain, very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece, gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain, with a glorious and all conquering past.Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel, has been through war and doesn't make the same mistakes twice, takes care of business.Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada, self-preserving but open to meeting new people.After 70, she becomes Tibet, wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages...only those with an adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge visit there.THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MANBetween 1 and 70, a man is like Iran , ruled by nuts...._____________________________________________________________________

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These are good, keep dem cumin'

haha; great jokes!!! You too Ward; man I needed that!

What goes "Clop, clop, clop...BANG...clop, clop, clop"?

An Amish drive-by shooting

What is the main reason Santa is so jolly? He knows where all the bad girls live

ROFL

What did Pinocchio's girlfriend say to him?

Lie to me baby. Lie to me!

"Why do all Iraqi soldiers carry a piece of sandpaper? They need a map"

Now that is dam funny!

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