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a beautiful blond joke (rated g)

by Irishiii
Published Jun. 1, 2009
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A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his beautiful, blond, female neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox.

She opened it, looked inside, slammed it shut, and stormed back into her house.

A little later she came out of her house again, went to the mailbox, again opened it, and slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went.

As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here she came again. She marched to the mailbox, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever.

Puzzled by her actions, the man asked her, "Is something wrong?"

To which she replied, "There certainly is! My stupid computer keeps telling me I've got mail!"

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bwaahahaha...good one.

LOL

ROFL! Glad I'm brunette...

Bless her heart

I didn't see that one coming...LOL

well, i don't feel so bad now. thought i was the only one.

I have to admit I have my blonde moments.But I haven't been that bad.My husband and son get exasperated with me when I don't always get jokes.That's ok,I love them anyway.

read before but still cracked me up...

How can you tell if a blond has been on your computer?

There's whiteout on the screen.

what's this?

vrooom! screech! vrooom! screech! vrooom! screech!

a blond at a flashing red light.

good one.

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