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**** movie review - obsessed*****
by foundcatdurhamPublished May. 8, 2009
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I initially was not going to go see this movie because it reinforces stereotypes of black executives but Golo’s “Kim Rescues Dogs” convinced me and I’m so glad she did, I could just kiss her perfect head.
Where to start? OK, the protagonist is this big black dude. This black dude has it going on - high-end Mercedes, shaved head, nice threads, Vice President of the firm and has big hands.
Oh, almost forgot black dude is married to oh so fine Beyonce. Beyonce has got it going on - the caboose is on the loose. I’m taking the train to the station house.
Enter white hot temp chick that wants the black dude executive. Let me just go on the record saying if that hot white temp chick was my temp, we’d be exercising in my condo right now. This is where the movie producer reinforces the stereotype of the black dude executive. The black dude executive is scared to death to do anything remotely wrong even though his white male colleagues encourage him to think inside of the box and be a team player. But the Black Dude Executive goes by the book. Mr. Black Dude-Goody-Two-Shoes.
So most of the movie is hot white temp chick hitting on black dude executive - at the Christmas Party, in the bathroom stall, in the parking garage and at the conference. Black Dude Executive continuously rejects the white hot temp’s advances. This black dude is so perfect the audience doesn’t bond with him because he like a big black sissy. No crack, no profanity, no kissing, no suggestive e-mails, no blade, no glock, no home boy friends and a hybrid Escalade, please! I personally don’t see what Beyonce sees in the dude.
But the saving grace in this movie is when oh so hot Beyonce takes care of business.
I give this movie 4.5 baggy drawers out of 5.
Filed under: Theater and Performing Arts
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