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why people at wal-mart fear me
Published May 7, 2009Views: 191
So last Saturday I went with my aunt, uncle, and cousin to go out to eat. My cousin is 4 and I adore this child. I got suckered into going when he looked at me, flashing those brown eyes of his and said sadly "You never eat with us anymore."
So after we eat my aunt had to pick some stuff up at the Wally World. Of course little cuz announces that he had to use the bathroom. I volunteered to take him to the women's bathroom, hoping he just had to pee. Nope he had to do a number 2.
So he goes in the stall, mind you he's a Big Boy now and doesn't need anyone in there with him. So I stand guard and hold the door shut. Of course anyone who has ever taken a small child to a public bathroom know they are in there for DAYS. And their little feet disappear and they'll keep talking to you while you're both alone. Not so when someone walks in.
So these women are looking at me like I'm a lesbian pervert who likes to hang out in a public bathroom. I try talking to little cuz but it just appears I'm having a conversation with a door. It's funny because I notice other parents are suddenly making their own kids go faster and shield them from this lurking monster.
5 minutes go by.
"Are you done?" "No"
10 minutes
"Are you done now?" "No"
20 minutes later
"Are you ok?" "IT'S THE SIZE OF THE EASTER BUNNY!!! I CAN'T SQUEEZE IT OUT!!!"
At this point I bust out laughing and can't stop. Women came into the bathroom and then quickly turned around and went back out. Finally my aunt comes in and takes over. People that left the bathroom are still hanging around and giving me odd looks.
So no more Saturday night trips to the Wally World for me. This is like the time I almost got thrown out of Saks Fifth Avenue, but that's another story.
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May 7, 2009 12:13 p.m.
I will change it if you want! I just thought about how that cat looking a file reminded me of the walmart people......
After I put it up, I scrolled down, and hung my head in shame! But I was laughing like hayul! I so didn't notice it before!
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May 7, 2009 12:06 p.m.
go figure!
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May 7, 2009 11:51 a.m.
It's truly a coincidence...although you did remind me of walmart!!
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