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for the birds (rated g)

by javajoe
Published Apr. 18, 2009
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If you enjoy short animated movies, you'll love "For the Birds" from Pixar Animation Studios. I'm sure many of you have seen this one before, but just incase you haven't, here it is:

For the Birds (YouTube link)

If that's not funny enough for you, check out these (lame) jokes about birds:

Question: Why do hummingbirds hum?

Answer: Because they don't know the words!

 

Question: Why did the chicken cross the road?

Answer: To prove to the possum that it could be done!

 

Question: What does a 1,000 lb. canary say?

Answer: Here kitty, kitty, kitty!

 

Two crows are sitting on a fence when a jet-fighter doing training maneuvers roars overhead. The first crow says wistfully, "Man, I sure wish I could fly that fast!" The second crow remarks, "If you had two butts and both of them were on fire, you could!"

 

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