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Published Dec. 3, 2008
If Jesus Had An i-Phone
The Lord's Prayer is possibly the best known passage in the Christian bible. Even in my church where we use the NRSV, we still recite it in the King James Version, since it is the most familiar form.
But the thought occured to me, What if Jesus had sent the prayer via text messaging on a cell phone...
"dad@hvn,
ur spshl.
we want wot u want&urth2b like hvn.
giv us food&4giv r sins lyk we 4giv uvaz.
don't test us!
save us!
bcos we kno ur boss,
ur tuf&ur cool 4 eva!ok?
kthnx, bai!!!!"
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