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the worst santa you've ever seen

Published Dec. 3, 2008

Ok, so I was wondering. Where did you see, the worst Santa  that you ever saw?

 

Over the weekend, I was heading into Wal Mart, and there in the door way stood a guy from my high school wearing a big Santa suit, ringing a little bell for the Salvation Army. Now, by me having gone to the same high school as this guy, I knew that he is a little on the slow side. (he was in the special classes). But, looking at him, one may not know. But I'll tell you what, he looked an absolute MESS in that Santa suit. I mean, he had on the suit, but no beard. He was also wearing white hightop tennis shoes and a blue bastball hat! My oldest boy said (in his loudest outside voice) "Mama! Who does he think he's foolin'? He know he dont look like no Santa Claus!" And then of course,  the other kids started laughing and pointing, and I was trying my best to keep a strait face. But I do my best to teach my kids to respect their elders, So I made each of them give him a dollar of their own money.(they stopped laughing then!) But I couldnt help but wonder, who let that guy go out of the house, and go to work looking like that!

 

Do any of you have any "bad Santa" stories to share?



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No santa is truly bad until he's doing the 3B's. - Milky

Bourbon, Beer and Booobs?

shopping Mall in NJ..........actually scared some of the kids

Well, the guy was Volunteering his time trying to help the less fortunate.

Billy Bob Thorton

I can understand why you did it, but is using the act of giving to charity as a punishment really that great of an idea?

In a local parade a couple years ago, I was 90% sure Santa was female.

some of the Santa's working street corners in Philly, New York, Chicago by mid afternoon are shyt faced and weaving and bobbin as they ring the bell ... not to mention them and a bar of soap are not usually on friendly terms ...

No santa is truly bad until he's doing the 3B's.

J J on "Good Times".

That's too funny

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