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Published Dec. 1, 2008

When you were a child, did you ever do or say something that totally shocked the adults in your life?  Something that was totally innocent on your behalf, something you had no idea was even remotely wrong to do or say, and then wondered why every adult in the room just stopped breathing?

Mohawk's blog made me think of a time I did just that

 

I was the oldest of my siblings and there were no children that lived close to us.  We lived in an apartment building where only 2 apartments were occupied, the one I lived in and the one my Granny and Pop lived in. 

Every weekend, my aunt would come and leave her children for my Granny to watch for the weekend.  There was a much much older boy (that ignored me totally) and an infant/toddler girl, then there was my male cousin that was 5 years older than I was. He taught me how to climb trees, shoot a slingshot, play on top of the house, blow things up with firecrackers, ride a bike without training wheels, etc

Then once a month, another male cousin would come stay at Granny's.  He was 4 years older than I was.  When he was there, my other cousin totally ignored me.  I am not good at being ignored, so I followed them all over and generally made myself as annoying as I could.

One Sunday afternoon, ALL of the aunts and uncles were sitting in my Granny's living room and my 2 cousins were in the back bedroom.  I wanted IN and they had the door locked.  I pounded, cried, pouted, etc (I was 5 years old) until they said "we are in here F**ing and you can't come in"

I had no idea what that word meant but I wanted IN on whatever they were doing.  So, what does a child do when thwarted completely and totally? 

 

Down the hall I went to TATTLE

I marched myself into the living room and announced in a very loud voice:

 

XX and XX are in the back bedroom F**ing and won't let me in.  I wanna F**ck too!

 

 

I was not allowed to play with them anymore that day



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I used to correct the adults on their grammar. They were shocked because they wondered where I learned it from. I guess from TV, or else I'm a grammar prodigy.

LOLOL! I can see the bugged eyes in the living room!

when i was about 5 i took an honest look at my aunt sharon and proclaimed, "You're fat!". She was crying about that for days, and although I thought nothing of it (just stating a fact...) at the time, I felt bad about it after my mom informed me that wasn't polite.

Wow! Thats funny* I actually didnt do anything like that. But I do remember a rooster my family had that was bad for chasing us and one day I smacked the mess out of it and well it didnt make it. For as long as my dad lived he believed a hawk got it. I was determined that Rooster wasnt going to get me again. For any PETA fans (I was just a kid)

I can't remember anything I did, but I do remember one from my son Tim. He was about four and we were having a dinner party. I had just gone into the bathroom to get dressed when the doorbell rang. I stuck my head out and told Tim. "Go answer the door, and tell whoever it is to come in and sit down, and I'll be down in a minute. He did exactly as I said - almost...I heard:

"Hi, come on in and sit down. Mommy will be right down. She's naked right now."

when I was around 3 my parents took me and my two older brothers( Jeff was 10 and Rick was 7) out for Chinese food at their favorite restaraunt. I went into the bathroom by myself cause I wanted to be a "big boy" not long after, I yelled out -

"I MADE A DOO DEE!"

I actually remember this "incident" my parents were mortified and one of my brothers came in to shut me up and help me

yes, I'm still embarassed about it

my parents rarely 'disciplined" me. Just that one spanking when my mom caught me on top of the house. My granny, on the other hand, while she never spanked, she didn't need to. Her threats were enough to make satan repent

you LUCKY thing! My mom once didn't have access to bar soap so..yeah..dishwashing detergent...ugh..stuff tasted like the south bound end of a north bound dead-in-the-texas-sun-for three-days armadillo

OMG, Irish spring?? you poor thing. I think my granny used to use Dial or Ivory

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