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what you name your children

Published Oct. 13, 2008

A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with
four young Mothers and their small children. 

'You all have obsessions,' he observed. To the first mother,
Mary, he said, 'You are obsessed with eating. You've even
named your daughter Candy.' 

He turned to the second Mom, Ann: 'Your obsession is with
money. Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny.' 

He turned to the third Mom, Joyce: 'Your obsession is alcohol. 
This too shows itself in your child's name, Brandy.' 

At this point, the fourth mother, Mandy, quietly got up took her
little boy by the hand and whispered, 'Come on, Dick we're leaving. 
Your brothers Peter and Willy are waiting for us.'' 



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This is such a funny one! I have shared it with all my coworkers this morning :)

ROFLMBO!!!!!

LOLOL!!!

HaHa!!

The joke is funny, but the picture is the best!!! What a face!!!

Ha!

LOL

hehehehehehehehe

Good one Mohawk.

my momma named me butter rolls

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