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man charged after allegedly passing gas toward cop

Published Sep. 25, 2008

SOUTH CHARLESTON, W.Va. — A West Virginia man who police said passed gas and fanned it toward a patrolman has been charged with battery on a police officer.

Jose A. Cruz, 34, of Clarksburg, was pulled over early Tuesday for driving without headlights, police said. According to the criminal complaint, Cruz smelled of alcohol, had slurred speech and failed three field sobriety tests before he was handcuffed and taken to a police station for a breathalyzer test.

As Patrolman T.E. Parsons prepared the machine, Cruz scooted his chair toward Parsons, lifted his leg and "passed gas loudly," the complaint said.

Cruz, according to complaint, then fanned the gas toward the officer.

"The gas was very odorous and created contact of an insulting or provoking nature with Patrolman Parsons," the complaint alleged.

He was also charged with driving under the influence, driving without headlights and two counts of obstruction.

Cruz acknowledged passing gas, but said he didn't move his chair toward the officer nor aim gas at the patrolman. He said he had an upset stomach at the time, but police denied his request to go to the bathroom when he first arrived at the station.

"I couldn't hold it no more," he said.

He also denied being drunk and uncooperative as the police complaint alleged. He added he was upset at being prepared for a breathalyzer test while having an asthma attack. The police statement said he later resisted being secured for a trip to a hospital that he requested for asthma treatment.

Cruz said the officers thought the gas incident was funny when it happened and laughed about it with him.

"This is ridiculous," he said. "I could be facing time."



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I hope someone checked this guys underwear. I ALWAYS fan a raunchy f art away from myself. I don't f art when the wind is blowing towards me either. It's self preservation.

And I posted it yesterday.

LOL

Assault by methane is no laughing matter!! Where's the EPA!! Where's the HAZMAT clean-up crew! Where's the environmental impact statement? Where's Alive At Five!!!

Film at 11!!

What? No assault with a "weapon of mass destruction"??????

OOOPS, I just posted this too notafanofroses.

And the oddest thing is, my given name is Rose. ;o)

Great minds...

God bless.

Rev. RB

Too funny...wow if passing gas in public becomes a crime there are going to be a lot of men behind bars LOL

I've passed some that were criminal......

Anybody know what a surprise is?

I just hope it wasn't a chunky f art! Could have been assault with a deadly weapon.

All the crime out there and this is going to take up time in our judicial system? How stupid!

lol! dang!

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