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Published Sep. 24, 2008
I was reading a blog where people were talking about the National Enquirer and they kept talking about aliens and Bigfoot in Enquirer stories. Well that is just not true. It is a rag that only talks about who is having sex with who and who has cellulite or who is dressed poorly, in rehab, etc.
I think they were mixing up the National Enquirer with what was truly the best rag ever to darken the checkout line at the local supermarket “THE WEEKLY WORLD NEWS”.
How could you not pause when you saw such headlines as:
A SPACE ALIEN TRIED TO MATE WITH MY HARLEY!
NEW REMOTE CONTROL DEVICE GIVES WOMEN ORGASMS -- AT UP TO 80 YARDS AWAY!
SNAPPING TURTLE BITES OFF VACATIONER'S TESTICLES!
Hillary Cheats on Bill with Space Alien!
Archaeological Evidence Confirms Carla Bruni is Immortal
Recent findings reveal that French First Lady Carla Bruni has been alive since at least the early Hellenic Period. Dr. Andrei Cyriakis has uncovered artifacts off the coast of Sicily dating back to 300 BC which bear an unmistakable resemblance to the model/singer.
WASILLA, AK - Records and eyewitnesses have come to light that prior to announcing her candidacy for the Vice Presidency; Sarah Palin shot a Bigfoot from a helicopter.
Sadly, the paper is no longer available in stores, and thousands of college students’ young and old still miss being able to laugh about the “Reverend who burst into flames during fiery sermon” while being totally wasted.
PS: All new stories that are posted on the web are edited by BatBoy himself!!
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Well.. the only untrue thing about that is... it aint new. Ever been to a passion party? They've had those remote activated "female stimulators" for a couple of years now. Trust me, it makes going out to dinner or to a movie quite interesting.
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