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are you a sinister person? i am and not afraid to say so.

Published Sep. 4, 2008

And I've been sinister since the day I was born, if not earlier.  I'm very proud of the fact, too.

But I am forced to live in a world that wants to conform me to its dextrous ways.  These people want me to be right all the time but I just want to be left.

We live in a world of rampant chiralism - thankfully the physical abuse that the right used to inflict on the left has diminished but psychological distress and even death through industrial indifference continues.

Every day I am reminded of my sinistral inheritance.  I grew up accused as being clumsy but that clumsiness is a direct consequence of the right's chiralism.

But there is a benefit - sinister people have had to evolve a high level of intelligence than dextrous people in order to deal with the blatant obstacles placed in their way.  This is a proven fact.

So, are you sinister or do you have to be right all the time?



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