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your momma jokes... got some

Published Aug. 22, 2008

Leave you best Your momma joke!!!!!  Quit picking on Obama and McCain.... or pick on their mothers!!!!!

 

YOUR MOTHER'S SO OLD, SHE COOKED FOR THE LAST SUPPER....

 

YOUR MOTHERS SO FAT, SHE JUMPED IN THE AIR AND GOT STUCK....

 

YOUR MOTHERS SO UGLY.... MAN.... SHE SO UGLY, I DON'T KNOW.... SHE JUST UGLY....



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Your mama is under qualified for welfare.

Your mama's house is so small she stepped in the front and fell out the back.

Yo momma so ugly she was gonna enter the ugly contest at the fair but the told her no professionals could enter

Your mama thinks the Pittsburgh Steelers are a band of theives.

Your mama was turned down for a spot on Jerry Springer because they also have their standards.

Yo Mama's so freakin nasty, I talked to her over the PC and she gave me a virus.

Yo mama's like the new AOL 7.0: Fast, fun, oh so easy and you get 100 hours FREE

Your Momma's so fat, when she wears red in public the kids yell "Hey KoolAid!" Or if she wears yellow the kids yell "The school bus is here!"

It took your mama an hour to read the orange juice box because it said concentrate.

Your mama is so bald she makes Mr. Clean look like cousin it.

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