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Published Jul. 28, 2008

Irish Viagra An Irish woman of advanced age visited her doctor to ask his help in reviving her husbands libido."What about trying Viagra?" asked the doctor?"Not a chance," she said. : He won’t even take an aspirin.""Not a problem," Give him an Irish Viagra. Drop it in his coffee. He won’t even taste it. Give it a try and call me in a week to let me know how things work."It wasn’t a week later that she called the doctor who inquired about the results.The poor dear exclaimed Oh faith, bejaysus and begorrah! Twas horrid. Just terrible doctor."Really?" What happened? Asked the doctor. "Well I did as you asked and slipped it in his coffee and the effect was almost immediate. He jumped hisself straight up, with a twinkle in his eye... and with one swoop of his arm, he sent the cups and tablecloth flying, ripped me clothes to tatters and took me there and then, making wild, mad, passionate love to me on the tabletop! It was a nightmare, I tell you, an absolute nightmare! "Why so terrible?" asked the doctor, Do you mean the sex your husband provided wasn’t good?" "Oh, no, no, no, doctor, the sex was fine indeed! Twas the best sex I've had in 25 years! But sure as I'm sittin' here, I'll never be able to show my face in Starbucks again."

 



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OMG - that was soooo funny!!

LOL! Thanks, I needed that!

lol...really funny.

As I gaze into my Crystal Ball I see Shirley appreciates modern drugs and can joke about them.

Oh my gosh! Thanks for the laugh and am still laughing!!!!!

ROFL - good one Shirley~!!!

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