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a side of greens (a love story)

by Smorgas_Of_Borg
Published Jul. 22, 2008

 

This isn't a recipe, but it is a 'food' story that I posted last night. Thought you fellow foodies might like a real-life 'chef' story to start your day.

 

 

So, she married this chef, see...?

 

   

 

After I left for work this morning, Sheba went to the fridge to see if there were some leftovers to take to work for her lunch. On a shelf she spotted a clear, plastic container with some dark green vegetables in it. She remembered that I had cooked some turnip greens the night before and decided that would be a good side dish with lunch today.

  

Lunchtime came and Sheba takes her lunch, including the greens, to the break room and nukes them. Opening the container, she detected a somewhat vinegary smell. She knows that I like to add vinegar to my greens, so she thought I must have put just a little too much in. No problem. She’d eat them anyway.

 

Taking her fork, she scoops up a big bite of the greens, pops them in her mouth and begins to chew.

  

I’m not sure exactly what happened next. But, ‘cry of the banshee’ comes to mind.

  

You see, I am the one at church who is constantly harping about people putting items in the fridge there and not dating or labeling them. And here at home, I almost never do that.

  

And what Sheba thought was leftover turnip greens was in reality about one cup of finely chopped, pickled, jalapeno peppers.

  

Maybe chefs should come equipped with warning labels.



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Poor Sheba! At least she'll have clreaed sinuses for awhile. I worked with a guy once who cooked a meal for his gf and later after she went home, tossed the leftovers in an old butter tub for the next day. When he got to work the next day, he realized that he'd brought the butter, not the leftovers.

ugh!! LOL!!!!

YUCK!

When you're hot..You're HOT!!!..lol

i have a simular story: my dad and some of his friends chew tobacco. they were barning tobacco on a really hot day (about 20 yrs ago) and one of his friends' sons wanted some pepsi. he turned up a bottle to drink and it was his dad's spit bottle! needless to say, he could not finish helping them that day...

THAT SUCKS!!!!!!!!!

I'm guessing it will burn a second time!

That is to funny.could have been a kodack moment had some thought ahead! Steph

Wow. Hope they weren't from Mexico! Thanks for the story. LOL.

Ouch! That had to burn!

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