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top ten excuses - if you get caught sleeping at your desk at work:

Published Jul 22, 2008
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For all you folks hard at work today, I present: 

TOP TEN Excuses - If You Get Caught Sleeping At Your Desk At Work:

 

10. "They told me at the blood bank this might happen."

  9. "This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in that time management course you sent me to."

  8. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the white-out. You probably got here just in time!"

  7. "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm."

  6. "I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance."

  5. "I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress. Are you discriminatory toward people who practice Yoga?"

  4. "Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem."

  3. "The coffee machine is broken..."

  2. "Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot..."

And the #1 excuse to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk.
  1. " ...... AMEN!"

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LOL.. Sad thing is, someone had to think of that!

Thanks for the laugh this morning! :-)

this is a good one, but someone posted it last week, too.

http://www.wral.com/golo/blogpost/3215602/

hehe

I actually used #1, wasn't asleep, just thinking about it...;)

Ooooh someone beat me to the punch then. But they're just as funny this week as they were last, right? Heh heh....

sure are, because i almost had to remember to use #1 yesterday-i was soooo sleepy and the boss wouldn't just leave like he usually does on Monday afternoons! drats!

# 8 - tee hee hee

Ahem - and then add "Halleleiua!!" (very loudly)"My prayers have been answered"!

Top ten reasons people post the same thing over and over.

1. Duh I don't know

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