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Published Jul. 21, 2008
I'M RETIRED. I was tired yesterday, and I'm tired again today
There are three signs of old age. The first is memory loss, and I can't remember the other two.
CREMATION? Think outside the box.
At my age, everything comes with a lifetime guarantee !
I asked my wife if old men wear boxers or briefs. She said Depends.
Food has replaced sex in my life. Now I can't even get into my own pants.
I'm so old... I don't buy green bananas.
I was at the beauty shop for nearly two hours. That was only for the estimate.
Campbells Soup "Senior". With the new large type alphabet soup.
FLORIDA.. God's waiting room.
At my age flowers scare me.
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